Letters to Celebrities: Ariana Grande

baby-13719870150asDear Ms. Ariana Grande,

I am writing to express my support for your decision to be carried around like a tiny baby. If I could be carried around like a tiny baby I would definitely do it; however no one has offered to do this for me.

I know that some people are against your decision to be carried around like a tiny baby. Probably these people say things like, “Ariana, there are so many real tiny babies who need to be carried.” To them I say, real babies need to learn to walk. On the other hand, grown-ups who want to be carried as if they were tiny babies have already learned to walk and then decided that walking was not for them.

In conclusion, I hope you enjoy this wonderful and exciting time in your life.

Sincerely,

Lauryn E. Hamlen

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